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THUNDER-SPURS IN NASHISMS


What if the ghost of Ogden Nash were to lend his commenting skills to the Thunder-Spurs series? It wouldn’t be as good as the real Ogden because… er… you know how ghosts are, but:
I said to the rhododendron hating Dolphin coach,
While extolling the virtues of Durantula
“Please, right now put down that plant, Shula.”

James’ beard, it’s quite omnipotent
Still, you wish for shears to clip on it

Manu’s nose, a monument so magnifico
When he head fakes, you ask “Where did it go?”

Beards of a feather
Splits double teams together

Tony Parker is quite the storia
However, no longer Mr. Eva Longoria

If you could invest in shot blocks like a stocka
Buy heavy, go long, trade in Serge Ibaka

He’s a blur, requiring a second look
Too late, there he went, Russell Westbrook

His face makes you think he’s been sucking gherkins
Is he ever happy, this Kendrick Perkins?

Such a long range bomber, is Matthew Robert Bonner
“Yet he is a ginger, freckles and red hair, your Honor.”

If a long shot is hoisted by Monsieur Boris Diaw
Made or missed, you still go “Awwww.”
THUNDER-SPURS IN NASHISMS by Stan Silliman
                      humor sports comedy cartoons articles
Derek’s been in the league so long,
We remember when he was just a tadpoler.

Hydrocortisone is best used to stop an itch
Or so says Spurs coach, Greg Popovich

Tim Duncan is old, Mr. Father Time
What else did you expect, a better rhyme?    

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