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JOLLY
                                                          COLIN
                                                          KAEPERNICK
                                                          HOLIDAY SONGS
                                                          by Stan
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JOLLY COLIN KAEPERNICK HOLIDAY SONGS

         
(By the Fire… tune of “Winter Wonderland)
49ers by the fire
A new quarterback… is their desire
Alex Smith is okay
But if he went away
To some, it’d be a specially good day.


Colin Kaepernick, they want to be their quebee
Yes, he’s a rook, but plays unlike a newbee
He’s got a new trick
He passes very quick
In fact, he makes opponents look quite sick.

Of all the rookies in the NFL
The quarterbacks in all have done quite well
But Colin Kaepernick
Has looked very slick
Playing for the boys at Candlestick.

(“Kaepernick” tune of “Jingle Bells”)
Oh, Kaepernick, Kaepernick
Colin all the way
Oh, what fun it is to write
‘Bout a contr’versy of today
Kaepernick, Kaepernick
Slingin’ all the way
Oh, what fun it is to write
Quite the argument I must say

(tune of “Do You Hear What I Hear?”)
Do you hear what I hear?
Said the linebacker to the corner back
Moving to the nickel, corner back
Do you see what I see?
A quarterback, running with the ball
And he’s heading right for the goal
And he’s heading right for the goal

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Said the corner back to the safety free
Do you see what I see?
Running with the ball, safety free
Do you see what I see?
A rookie, named Colin, running with the ball
Running wild, just like a banshee
And he’s heading straight past you and me.




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